Patriotic Penis
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Postad:20 september 2022 7:40 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:21 februari 2024 3:06 am 12090 besök
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This morning I watched a documentary called "The Final Member" Thirty miles from the Arctic Circle, in the northern Icelandic town of Husavik, stands the Icelandic Phallological Museum - the world's only Penis museum. Over 40 years, the founder and curator has collected every specimen from every mammal except for one elusive penis needed to complete his collection: The Human Specimen. The film follows the curator's incredible, sublimely comic, often shocking quest to complete his eccentric collection, and the two intrepid men who have raised their hands to be the first human
One man gets the stars and stripes tattoed on the head of his in case it was picked. Being patriotic and all 
Let me just say, I am also a documentary fanatic. I suppose it feeds my need for intellectual fodder. In any case, this one is a must see 
Just sayin'...
Song for this post
Dear Penis - Rodney Carrington
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My Feline Colleague Bullies
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Postad:19 september 2022 6:07 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:13 juni 2023 2:49 am 7668 besök
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Pictured above is the finished results of this haircut I do, called the ponytail cut. It is very showy and when taught to me, they called it "creating the drama in the salon" The way I execute it makes me look like Edward Scissorhands, throwing hair into the air with my shear as it chips into the hair to texturize. Once, after being hired and placed beside an egotistical owner, one of his clients called for a haircut. It was my first day there, so I had time to fit her in. She told me the problem she had, and I knew instantly this cut would fix it. I executed the cut and she loved it. The next day, I walked into work and my tools had been moved into a lone station in a corner of the salon.
Apparently, baby does get put in a corner!
Not only are artists their own worst critic, but they are constantly faced with humans who envy their creativity. You see, people who envy are ultimately out for their own validation, and will resort to all kinds of wiles to feel superior.I have endured the results of people's envy many times over, because I am very talented at what I do.
Friday at work, after everyone had left, and I had just done a few hours of hair...
Boss: So someone came to me and said you made a comment that was derogatory about younger people not wanting to work hard
Me: I don't remember saying those words, but ok I might have explained to a client that it was becoming more difficult to find assistants because they thought they could learn hair on tik tok videos now and that they call themselves masters when you cannot test to be until behind the chair for 10 years...
Boss: She stated it was generational bashing
Me: Oh, is that a thing? For fuck sakes
Boss: I know (rolls eyes)
Me: Maybe if she was doing hair as hard as I am, and going to classes to better herself, she wouldn't have time to listen to my conversations,. Just sayin '...
Later I texted him "I'm so glad I'm winning friends as usual  I truly try to like my gender and empower them, but they always have to turn into bitches. It's exhausting  "
This is how it, starts...The catty bullshit.
It's no wonder I owned my own salon for years, because I hate it with a passion.
If you envy someone's success, mimic them to see if it works for you too, instead of hating on them for being better.Spend more time striving to be perfection, rather than allow envy to eat you up inside.
Your Aesop's Fable of the day, hope you learned something new
Song for this post
Stupid Girl - Garbage
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I'm A Legal Alien
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Postad:13 september 2022 11:23 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:21 februari 2024 3:06 am 8770 besök
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The offspring is in Scotland... I haven't seen her in two and a half years. It;s been a long strange trip since Tim died.
I keep thinking at some point I will accept having to stay in America, but I haven't yet.
Why can't I just be happy where I am? I want to be. And yet, it eludes me.
I hate American:
Exceptionalism
Political division and extremism,
Karens and their need to expose anyone for anything,
Nationalism dressed as patriotism,
Ignorance pretending to be informed,
Conspiratorialist hiding paranoid delusion....
The struggle is real.
Who am I? What am I doing here? Where am I?
It's a conundrum I find myself in a lot of the time.
When will I regain myself, I wonder. How did this get so fucked up?
I am an alien and always was, only my partner in crime is gone and I am all alone.
Just treading water....
Song for this post
Englishman In New York - Sting
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Hump Day Problems
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Postad:8 september 2022 8:48 am
Senast Uppdaterad:22 september 2022 8:16 am 9987 besök
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It's been four days without an orgasm due to working a lot.
Four days and I am humping my pillow
Who else has this problem at my age?
Song for this post
Rough Sex - Lords of Acid
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Sharing Isabelle
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Postad:2 september 2022 5:48 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:15 februari 2024 6:55 am 9552 besök
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Isabelle had fantasized many times about multiple men using her mouth and pussy for their pleasure. It would make her so creamy wet when she would masturbate and think of the feelings. She would orgasm hard every time she thought of the fun of not knowing them. When she thought of the danger and excitment.
He told her he would set one up. She orgasmed multiple times that night when they fucked. Animalistic grunts emitted from her throat as he whispered in her ear that it turned him on knowing she would be used.
The night he had planned, the first one showed up at the door. She showed him in knowing he would not speak to her. Her pussy dripped between her thighs and tingled in anticipation. He pulled his thick cock from his pants as soon as she sat upon the bed. She moaned as she took it, sucking greedily. Isabelle was so fucking turned on that her mind danced in thoughts while she let herself be a whore for him.
The second came and she strutted him into the bedroom crawling sexily onto the bed and ass in the air. He noticed how she blossomed into a nasty little slut for his voyeuristic pleasure. She moaned feral as the stranger's cock slid into her pulsating hole. She creamed around his thick shaft and she orgasmed over and over while he humped her slutty grinds against his hard cock..
Every one of them came inside her, spewing hot seed so she could drip with it. After they all left, her Master took her with ferocity, grabbing her by her ponytail and growling how he was going to take her sloppy cunt now. Her blissful gae told him her lo0yalty had only deepened. Her humility dissipated into the rabbit hole and she gloried in being his tramp.
Song for this post
WAP - Cardi B
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Play That Funky Music
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Postad:30 augush 2022 7:52 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:31 augush 2022 2:31 pm 8836 besök
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I was lucky to come through my early years at a time when funk music was at its height. My brother was heavily into it and introduced me to some of the greats. His best friends were black and they played it any time we were hanging out in the basement. Todd was a lanky 6'3, so he looked funny doing all the arm movements and dancing like DooRun on What's Happening.
He took me to my first concert - Earth Wind and Fire/The Commodores. I was such a young thing at only 9 years. It is one of my favorite memories with him. There were many though. We rode dirt bikes together, camped, hung out at all times because both parents worked. Todd unfortunately died from a car crash at 18 years young. I was only 10 at the time. It changed my family forever.
But I will always remember him when I hear Funk 
Much respect to Todd. I hope he is still dancing.
Play That Funky Music Playlist
Play That Funky Music White Boy - Wild Cherry
Dazz - Brick
Cissy Strut - The Meters
Love Rollercoaster - Ohio Players
Shining Star - Earth, Wind & Fire
What Is Hip - Tower of Power
Lady's Night - Kool & The Gang
Red Light - Parliament Funkadelic
School Boy Crush - Average White Band
Fantastic Voyage - Lakeside
Too Hot to Trot - The Commodores
I'd Rather Be With You - Bootsy Collins
FOPP - Ohio Players
Give Up The Funk(Tear The Roof Off That Sucker) - Parliament Funkadelic
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Nature of the Breast
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Postad:28 augush 2022 10:32 am
Senast Uppdaterad:15 februari 2024 2:25 am 10883 besök
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Who else has a nipple fetish?
It s almost essential for mine to be tugged, pinched, bitten, smacked...
And when a man says I want to suck on them gently, yeah not interested.
Song for this post
Titties & Beer - Frank Zappa
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Take A Deep Breath
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Postad:27 augush 2022 9:05 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:13 juni 2023 2:50 am 8484 besök
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Isabelle sat on her couch, her mini skirt scrunched up high on her curvy thighs. Her breasts lay naked, perched upon her lacy bralette.Her thick dark nipples were perched above the silky lace, jutting into the air.Every sensation tingled through them to her drenched hole. Her thighs spread more, being a dirty little slut on her sofa alone.
Isabelle imagined watching her boss, the Dom, as he walked, to his car, made his healthy shake with fresh fruit.She wanted to know more....feel his control...It compelled her to ponder whether his cock was thick, if it would stretch her beautiful pink pussy while she creamed all over it, or would she be disappointed?
He would not overstep the professional boundary yet, only be flirty in an innocent way. She was however, no novice, she toyed with his mind each day, until he would grow quiet. She imagined him stroking his thickness and thinking of her. She imagined wielding the pussy craft on him while she came in waves of seismic proportions. Isabel thrashed on the sofa in ecstatic blissful orgasm, and her hand between her thighs.
How perfect could it be, that he fell into her life, by accident in the one place she lived outside of home, That they share the same passions? The real question is, does he realize the potential treasure he holds within reach? Time will tell, which is the one vice she shares with Sasha, and most brats -Impatience.
Song For This Post
Sia - Breathe Me (Cover by Jonathan Roy)
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Missin' The Banjos
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Postad:26 augush 2022 3:30 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:20 september 2022 8:01 pm 7870 besök
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I am missing home in Appalachia more and more. I've always thought of the woods there as my church. The feeling of spirituality and uplifting spirits is what I always find there. There's something to be said about being at a higher elevation, but more than that is the lush greens, and biodiversity that surrounds one there. One of the additional perks is being rooted deep in the heart of bluegrass country.
Only a short drive from my home was the capitol of bluegrass conventions in Galax VA, and the Phipps Country Store in Floyd VA. Country legend Merle Haggard was born in my community. Bluegrass is what mountain folk do rather than watch the boob tube mindlessly. It is a common practice to sit on the front porch and pick some tunes with family or neighbors. As simplistic as it sounds, there is a beauty to the tradition.
Bluegrass is unique in that every song allows each instrument to be showcased rather than just a guitar solo blazing, or a drummer rolling in a piece of rock music. No one is more important than the other in a bluegrass band, they equally share the glory. There's a bit of humility in that, which endears me.
More than all the factoids, Bluegrass is a piece of Americana passed onto us from our immigrant ancestors from Ireland, Scotland, and England. We should all cherish and respect it's heritage.
Pickin' That Bluegrass Playlist
Goose Creek Symphony - "Guitars Pickin, Fiddles Playin "
Mark O'Connor, Tony Rice, Bela Fleck, Sam Bush - "Freeborn Man"
Nickel Creek - "When You Come Back Down" (Livecreek Performance)
The Infamous Stringdusters - "Let It Go"
Goose Creek Symphony - "Words of Earnest"
Charlie Worsham - "I Hope I'm Stoned (When Jesus Takes Me Home) [ft. Old Crow Medicine Show]"
Billy Strings - "Dust In A Baggie" | Live at the Opry | Opry
Bill Monroe And The Bluegrass Boys Sing "In The Pines"
The Infamous Stringdusters - "Fork In The Road"
Flatt & Scruggs - "Roll In My Sweet Baby's Arms"
The Stanley Brothers - "Mountain Dew"
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A State of Confusion
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Postad:24 augush 2022 9:25 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:13 februari 2023 3:03 am 7508 besök
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Me: So, if you're poly, do you expect to be the only rooster in the henhouse?
Dom Of Course
Me: Help me understand. It seems like any submissive would tire of that eventually if she is not involved elsewhere also...
Dom: Maybe.
Me: I don't know but I have never known a poly couple that didn't split up.
Dom: Yes I know they usually do. It's unfortunate
Me: Well, if you know that, why would you choose for each relationship to be doomed?
Dom: Up until now they've all been monogamous, They all ended anyway, so I might as well do what I want...
Me: So that's the Butcher's Bill Ok well, thank you for sharing because I do not find the justification good enough to warrant going for it. You see, you and I aren't getting any younger. There will be a time when I want more than a doomsday vision, where I end up old and lonely.
I keep trying to wrap my head around it and can't.
Explain this to me, someone...
Song for this post
Dazed and Confused - Led Zeppelin
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