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Definitions for a "No Limits sub
Posted:Jul 1, 2024 9:22 am
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2024 7:35 pm

Courtesy of Spanish Red:
A guaranteed consent violation waiting to happen.
Self-Destruct by Dominant: A super fun hobby until you realise it destroys your dominant, too.
What perfectly rational people become when subfrenzy turns them into tweakers.
An impending criminal charge for senseless dominants.
Instant breakup material.
A person who has limits but is only willing to tell you what they are after you’ve violated them and reduced her to a shivering mess in the corner. If she is reduced to a shivering mess, she may or may not blame you for the wreckage, so go ahead, Frank. Make her day.
A sub who hasn’t considered that some tops like to smother their bottoms in honey, tie them next to termite mounds, and leave them unsupervised all night. Oh, and also murder them because it’s just that kind of day.
Self-directed abuse for abused people who can’t feel any other way. Do you really want to be an abuser, Frank?
A giant stash of incurable guilt for tops who are foolish enough to try this.
But what you do have to OFFER??
Posted:Jun 26, 2024 1:57 pm
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2024 3:41 pm

I see lots of folks wanting a sub or slave, and not really talking about who they are. Mostly talk about what they want, not what they have to offer. For example, if your friends were trying to set you up on a date, what would they say about you? Why would a submissive find you interesting? (and do not think this means you need to write details about your dick) How are you different from any other guy that posts a list of stuff they want to do to a woman? What makes you a wonderful human?
Tell the women you hope to attract about WHO YOU ARE. Do you have a personality? Did you have one once but lost it while on vacation? Do you hate cats? Is it an allergy or their flavor? Do you like camping or foreign films or being foreign at campy films? What makes you unique? What would make you an interesting person to talk to? Why would a woman feel comfortable introducing you to coworkers or family? What do you love about women other than the bits you find sexually gratifying? What areas of personal growth (not moles or ingrown hairs) are you working on? What is your junk food or junk TV Achilles heel?
If you are looking for a partner on the internet instead of your nearest BDSM community, you'd have better luck if your advertisement showed some endeavor. Give those potential partners a glimpse of what they can expect. Women love adorable men, yes you can be both dominant and adorable
Put some effort into it. If you can't be bothered, why should we?
Posted:Jun 24, 2024 11:49 am
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2024 6:24 pm

If one more dude bro asks me if there is a lot of sex happening at munches, I might start screaming. Why would sex be happening in the middle of an Applebees, Kyle?
Dudebro Decoded
Posted:Jun 13, 2024 7:34 am
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2024 3:40 pm

25 Things Dudes on Fet Say and the Completely Opposite Things They Actually Mean
Dudebro is its own language here, and it’s not one most of us are super psyched to learn. Before anyone squawks, no, it’s not all dudes, but it is enough dudes that there are some easily recognizable patterns in action and language. Since what the dudebro of Fet means is often very different from what they say, here is a cheat sheet to help you out.

“Why so serious?”
Why are you protesting my gross comment on your picture? Why are you talking about things other than your tits? This is a SeX SiTe.
“You should be fit.”
I only care about what you look like, and I will absolutely judge you if you eat carbs.
“I’m traditional; seeking same.”
I expect you to provide me with all the perks of a 1950s style marriage—cooking, cleaning, and deferring to everything I say. However, I will not provide in the manner of the man in a 1950s style marriage. I expect you to do all of this labour and bring in an income. But don’t make more than me, because I’m threatened by it.
“Feminists need not apply.”
I don’t actually know what feminism is, but I could totally wrestle a bear.
“Critical thinker.”
Elon Musk is my hero and I stan flat Earth. Fox News FTW.
“Looking for casual but you never know (wink)”
I have absolutely no intention of being in a relationship with you, ever.
“Not interested in being a sugar daddy.”
I believe that I am entitled to women’s bodies and time for free and I hold very problematic ideas about sex workers.
“I’m in your city.”
I can’t hire a sex worker because my wife will find out or I’m too cheap to pay for one, so I expect you to entertain me in my hotel room.
“I’m super kinky.”
I’m into blowjobs and anal.
“Going through a separation.”
I might not actually be separated yet. If I am, I want you to be my therapist.
“Not looking for a gold digger.”
I don’t actually have any money, but if I did, I would assume you’re after it because I listen to Andrew Tate.
“Where are the real women?”
Where are the women who are impressed by my willy winky? Isn’t FetLife supposed to be the promised land of empty-headed sluts?
“Looking for a real connection.”
I might be looking for a real connection, but statistics say that I’m probably not.
“I’ve never cum from a blowjob.”
I cum if the breeze blows the right way, but I want you to make this your best blowjob ever because you feel sorry for me.
“You won’t respond anyway.”
You are way out of my league and I know it so I’m using passive aggression to try to elicit a sympathy reply.
“I like feminine/ real/ natural women.”
I believe that women are naturally hairless and effortlessly contoured. If I see you with body hair or no makeup, I will cry.
“Looking for friends with benefits.”
I expect you to be available for me to nut and go, anytime and anywhere, but if you ask me to go for coffee or help you move a couch I will react as though you’ve proposed on the first date. We’re not actually friends, this is just sex.
“No drama.”
Don’t tell me about your problems, ever. Keep your opinions to yourself while you’re at it. It would actually be better if you just don’t have any.
“Where’s the respect/ basic decency?”
I have just sent you an unsolicited dick pic or dumped my fetish on you and you didn’t weep with gratitude and/ or jump on my dick. I am entitled to respect from you but am not prepared to offer you any in return.
“At least reply.”
I believe that I am entitled to your time and energy simply because I presented myself in your inbox.
“You look fun.”
I truly believe that you are here to be my living, breathing sex doll and I have absolutely nothing to offer you in return.
“Back in my day.”
Life was better when PoC, women, and the gays had to suffer in silence and I could do whatever I wanted without anyone calling me on it.
“I can’t say anything anymore.”
I don’t like being called out for being gross, therefore you bitches should just shut up and take it.
I believe that women should fit into the box I have allotted them, and if they don’t, they deserve to be punished.
“I eat pussy for hours.”
I have absolutely no idea how to make a woman cum. I think the clit is a city in Nicaragua.
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