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sarabr0wn17 24F  
422 posts
6/6/2024 7:39 am
First Date

Dont hold back, say it as it is!

sarabr0wn17 24F  
3054 posts
6/6/2024 7:40 am

I didn't get it!

pzkw 63M  
1440 posts
6/6/2024 7:44 am

Good answers!

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/6/2024 8:37 am:
Clever girl!

grywolf2 73M
3263 posts
6/6/2024 8:05 am

It still could be a meeting of like minds. If after that, they share a good laugh, odds are they might be seen leaving the bar together.

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/6/2024 8:38 am:
Then what Sir, Scrabble maybe?

Moon54shadow 70F
81 posts
6/6/2024 8:09 am

Laughing together creates a strong bond. But really? A terrible pick up line … lololol

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/6/2024 8:39 am:
Maybe thats why he is still single Miss.

rondiri 65M
11291 posts
6/6/2024 8:16 am

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/6/2024 8:39 am:

1benquick 71M
614 posts
6/6/2024 8:17 am

IMAGINE her disappointment after putting up with his immature jokes all evening, and acquiescing, and deciding to go home with him, only to find he's 'needle dick the bug f__ker'...LOL!

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/6/2024 8:40 am:
Hahaha so funny

yermaineman 65M
462 posts
6/6/2024 8:18 am

Neither did he 🤣

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/6/2024 8:41 am:
For sure!

bdsmDOMdaddy 61M
4426 posts
6/6/2024 8:28 am

Lmao!…bummer why l never finished my joke! lol

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/6/2024 9:37 am:
Hahahahaha did i tel you the one about my, vvvvvvvvv, vacuum?

IsoOnlineSub7 65M/57F
1568 posts
6/6/2024 10:38 am

So sorry sara, you should always...get it. I mean you ARE a good girl, right?

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/6/2024 11:08 am:
I sure am Sir, in fact, i bend over backwards to try and please.

meltwill2 72M
3921 posts
6/6/2024 11:08 am

The reply should have been....."Wana hear a joke about my vagina?'s to deep for you anyway.....

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/6/2024 11:34 am:

subdude2Bsubdued 76M
330 posts
6/6/2024 12:01 pm

Their opening lines will be completely mooted after a few more drinks, Sara, when they will then be "crawling" all over each other at the bar, playing ,non-stop, kissy-face/huggy-bear & clutch-butt, and when they would both be craving to head, ASAP, to a nearby motel room, for some torrid kinky unforgettable sex. Words don't mean jack-shit, when their respective libidos take charge of their urges and actions.

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/7/2024 8:34 am:
I never thought of that.

JohnnyLightning 65M  
9892 posts
6/6/2024 12:33 pm

Big chicks big cavern, little chicks all cavern

Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/7/2024 8:35 am:
For sure Sir, lol

rosaenaluin 65F
11268 posts
6/6/2024 1:25 pm

If a guy would say that to me?
I would dare him to put that "to long" thingie on the bar and expose himself! LOL ROFL!!
Then walk away! inmature boy!

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/7/2024 8:36 am:
It may have been the only thing going for him, he is obviously not good at converation!

1benquick 71M
614 posts
6/6/2024 2:25 pm

'sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/6/2024 2:08 pm:
I sure am Sir, in fact, i bend over backwards to try and please.'
AW, you wouldn't have to do that for me, 'sweet sara', I wouldn't want you to injure back 'bending' that way...

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/7/2024 8:37 am:
I have the body of a Gymnast Sir.

tastetester61 62M
1832 posts
6/6/2024 9:40 pm

Don't worry, it probably isn't really that long anyway.

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/7/2024 8:37 am:
Yeah, probably.

Satin_Wiggles 57T
13 posts
6/7/2024 3:18 am

I've only got a very short joke, it wont take long!

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/7/2024 8:38 am:

rydermantel 69M

6/7/2024 6:11 am

Good Morning. Howe, James Wong.

sarabr0wn17 replies on 6/7/2024 8:39 am:

Satin_Wiggles 57T
13 posts
6/9/2024 6:34 am

    Quoting Satin_Wiggles:
    I've only got a very short joke, it wont take long!
Yeah, it would probably give you spontaneous giggles

thongtails 43M
12 posts
6/10/2024 12:15 am

damn this is funny

Truesubmeat 49M

6/16/2024 9:02 pm

I dont think he "got it " either

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