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Sexist 13/1/2020
Why do women have smaller feet than men? <br><br>
To enable them to get closer to the kitchen sink!
0 Commentaires, 10 Consultations,
7 Votes
,1.77 Score
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How many good people 11/1/2020
Does it take to find
4 Commentaires, 245 Consultations,
197 Votes
,0.28 Score
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Hunting Season 8/1/2020
A father goes hunting for some deer and he nails a beautiful
1o point buck butt does a bad job cleaning the meat when he
makes it for dinner. His wife comes by later and says "Dear
I was masturbating and I found a pellet." He thinks
nothing of it and tell her not to worry about it. Later his
comes by says she got horny and found a pellet when
she tried to fuck herself. He thinks ...
3 Commentaires, 275 Consultations,
155 Votes
,1.37 Score
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A dad joke 5/1/2020
Did you hear about the Victoria's secret in Canada?
They are thinking of changing their name to 'Panty
Hosers'.
5 Commentaires, 176 Consultations,
144 Votes
,1.06 Score
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How Many? 1/1/2020
How many guitarists does it take change a light bulb?
<br><br>
. change it and 10 sit around and say, "I
could have changed that way better!"
1 Commentaires, 97 Consultations,
86 Votes
,1.66 Score
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... dad joke ... 29/12/2019
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie
in it!"
1 Commentaires, 56 Consultations,
49 Votes
,0.57 Score
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The doctor is in 26/12/2019
Knock knock
5 Commentaires, 65 Consultations,
37 Votes
,1.04 Score
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What's the difference? 26/12/2019
What's the difference between an oral thermometer
and a rectal thermometer? <br><br>
The taste.
1 Commentaires, 34 Consultations,
24 Votes
,1.77 Score
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Barred2 23/12/2019
Bear walks into a bar. <br><br>
Bear:- "one pint of ..........................
beer please" <br><br>
Barman:- "why the long pause?" <br><br>
(Bear:- "waiting for more points")
2 Commentaires, 33 Consultations,
25 Votes
,1.47 Score
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Barred 23/12/2019
walks into a bar. <br><br>
Barman:- "why the long face?" <br><br>
(:- "Haven't got enough points to chat
to someone...")
3 Commentaires, 22 Consultations,
14 Votes
,1.54 Score
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Hoping to make a good point..... 23/12/2019
<br><br>
. <br><br>
. <br><br>
<br><br>
. <br><br>
. <br><br>
. <br><br>
. <br><br>
. .... or 2 or 3.
2 Commentaires, 20 Consultations,
12 Votes
,0.86 Score
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Dad Joke... 21/12/2019
What’s Beethoven doing in his grave... <br><br>
De-composing
2 Commentaires, 17 Consultations,
13 Votes
,1.30 Score
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Dad Joke . . . 19/12/2019
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
0 Commentaires, 6 Consultations,
6 Votes
,1.37 Score
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What goes up, and never comes down?.......................... 12/12/2019
<br><br>
. <br><br>
. <br><br>
. <br><br>
. <br><br>
. ..... the amount of points needed to chat to someone on IM!!
3 Commentaires, 12 Consultations,
5 Votes
,4.77 Score
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Getting all catty 10/12/2019
Entered my cat into the cat olympics milk drinking competition.
She set a new lap record...
0 Commentaires, 6 Consultations,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Just getting by. 10/12/2019
What's the point? where's the points?
0 Commentaires, 4 Consultations,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which the funniness culminates in the final s 6/11/2019
A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which
the funniness culminates in the final sentence, called
the punchline… In fact, the main condition is that the
tension should reach its highest level at the very end.
No continuation relieving the tension should be added.
As for its being "oral, " it is true that jokes
may appear printed, but when further transferred, there ...
5 Commentaires, 52 Consultations,
18 Votes
,4.08 Score
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watching 5/11/2019
watching drunk bitches get drunk and start to fight and
watching them fight is funny
0 Commentaires, 7 Consultations,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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cheesy joke.... 2/11/2019
Where did you learn how to make ice cream? At sundae school.
2 Commentaires, 8 Consultations,
6 Votes
,1.94 Score
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Difference? 30/10/2019
Q: What is the difference between an oral thermometer and
a rectal thermometer? <br><br>
A: The taste.
0 Commentaires, 4 Consultations,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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Chuck Norris 26/10/2019
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already
had three missed calls by Chuck Norris!
2 Commentaires, 12 Consultations,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? 26/10/2019
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
... all! hahahah!
1 Commentaires, 13 Consultations,
9 Votes
,1.29 Score
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dad joke.... 24/10/2019
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then
it would be a foot."
1 Commentaires, 6 Consultations,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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make your point 14/10/2019
Hoping to make lots of points here.
1 Commentaires, 6 Consultations,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score
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You old you 12/10/2019
What type of has magical powers..................................................................................................
............................... ............................. ......................... .................. ............ .......... ...... A labracadabrador
0 Commentaires, 6 Consultations,
6 Votes
,1.94 Score
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Points 10/10/2019
Hey there, points points points.
0 Commentaires, 3 Consultations,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Points 10/10/2019
Hey there, points points points.
2 Commentaires, 12 Consultations,
6 Votes
,1.37 Score
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Points 10/10/2019
Hey there, points points points.
0 Commentaires, 6 Consultations,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score
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Points 10/10/2019
Hey there, points points points.
0 Commentaires, 5 Consultations,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Points 10/10/2019
Hey there, points points points.
0 Commentaires, 3 Consultations,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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